PENGKID
bila perempuan cuba untuk jadi seorang lelaki, sekaligus mencuba untuk merubah fizikalnya, pakai bengkung kasi flat itu nasi lemak, merubah mentalnya, "aku laki..aku laki..' -cakap tiap hari (mungkin..gua bantai je)- itu semua tak berbaloi kalau tetap saja sebulan sekali anda semua kaum tomboi ye, keluar darah haid. ehem.
DIARI
bila perempuan tuilis diari, penuh perasaan, penuh emosi gitu..kalau sedih letak smiley sedih, kalau mood happy siap lukis flower as background..konon hati berbunga laa.pui.
XBOX
bila perempuan main xbox..
GIRL FIGHT
bila perempuan gaduh, terutamanya dengan kawan baik sendiri, mereka akan berperang dingin dalam diam. mereka sesama sendiri akan menyebarkan cerita busuk fitnah umpatan segala macam dajal dikalangan teman mereka. rahsia masa berkawan baik dulu semua disebarkan. baru hati puas ye idak?
lagi best, kasi malu dekat FB, Twitter, Blog dan segala macam social networking. bila dah sampai kemuncak, kasi jumpa..apa lagi, main tarik rambut laa! fight, fight, fight!
SHOPPING
bila perempuan shopping, mesti lama ya amat..bila dah pilih yang pink, nampak pulak yang biru. tiba-tiba entah dari mana muncul pulak yang hitam. sudahnya, pening taktau mana nak pilih. boyfriend/suami kat luar dah boring+lenguh kaki tunggu. yang lagi sakit, bf/suami tunggu kat luar dah sejam, tengok gf/bini keluar tangan kosong. alasan: "takda yang berkenan la youuu.." (sambil buat muka comel)
JEALOUS
bila perempuan jealous..
SHOPPING II
bila perempuan shopping, mesti nak yang branded punya. kasi kikis bf/suami sampai diaorang kena pergi Yun Nam Haircare. kalau boleh, nak shopping handbag, mesti nak yang brand tag terpampang besar depan handbag kasi senang orang tengok. PAP..'Versace" takyah susah orang nak tanya.
BOLA
bila perempuan tengok bola, lagi kecoh dari lelaki. macam mak gua.. "alaaa eh eh..haaa pas sana, ishh ambik laa bola tu.haa haaa ambik ambik! aduhhh terlepas pulak..haa bagi sana pulak! laju lagi, laju lagi!! yes yess nak gol, cepattt! aahhhhhh..bodoh tak reti main bola, balik rumah torreh getah lahh!"
BERSIAP
bila perempuan bersiap nak keluar, it takes time like forever. nak pilih baju colour apa, nak kena match dengan tudung apa, hairstyle nak buat macam mana, beg nak pakai yang mana, kasut mesti nak match dengan beg. aisheydo lagi, nak buat smokey eyes lah, creamy eyes lah hape lah. alih-alih, gi pasar malam je..
special note: jangan tertipu dengan mekap |
bila perempuan sedih, haaa satu dunia nak bagitahu. post dekat wall fb, blog, twitter dan segala macam networking (macam pernah dengar je ayat ni? hm) kucing dia mati lah, bf dia curang lah, baju favourite koyaklah..macam sedih sangat pulak, padahal saja nak tengok berapa banyak feedback. kot ramai..dalam hati kata "hot jugak aku ni.." demyugel.
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tapi, itulah..perempuan ni hebat sebenarnya. ambik contoh mak gua. dialah yang buat breakfast, cuci baju, sidai baju, lipat baju, masak, kemas rumah, tengok pelajaran anak-anak, membebel sana sini, memekik telolong sana sini. dan yang paling penting, melahirkan dan menjaga kita semua-gua dan readers semua. haaaa semua tu ingat tak penat ke?
YOU GO GIRLS! FAP PAP PAP~ (tetiba)
p/s: lagu yang dibenci kalau gua karoke. sampai hati korang :(
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