Friday, August 26, 2011
HOW MEN CHANGE AFTER MARRIED
THE LOVE WORD
after 6 weeks: I loovee youu, i love you, i love you!
after 6 months: Of course, i love you.
after 6 years: GOD, if i didn't love you, then why the hell i married you?
BACK FROM WORK
after 6 weeks: honey, i'm home!
after 6 months: i'm back!
after 6 years: have you cooked yet?
after 6 weeks: baby, somebody wants you on the phone!
after 6 months: here, its for you.
after 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAMMIT!
after 6 weeks: i never knew food could taste so good!
after 6 months: what are we having for dinner tonight?
after 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN?
after 6 weeks: wow, you look like an angel in that dress!
after 6 months: you bought a new dress again?
after 6 years: how much did that cost me?
after 6 weeks: baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
after 6 months: i like this movie.
after 6 years: im going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed. i can stay up by myself!
after 6 weeks: baby, i want you tonight?
after 6 months: let's make another baby, my mom just called!
after 6 years: please move over to your side, i'm suffocating here!
p/s: angah, will you turn into this after we marry? i hope no because i'm afraid i'll kill you in your sleep.