Friday, April 15, 2011

PERVERT?

girl in cinema turns sideway and whisper to her boyfriend.
''man next to me is masturbating!''
''ignore him!''
 ''i can't!''
''why not?''
''he's using my hand!''

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different types of voice during having sex.
 english: oh yes oh yess..
american: yeah baby yeahh..
indian:  aiyoo anma!
chinese: ai yaaa..
malay: slow-slow sayangg nanti orang dengar..

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two girls taking shower together.
''i have so much hair on my **. why is yours so clean?''
''would grass ever grow on busy road?''


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goddamn, what the hell am i thinking now? semua gara-gara lepak dengan pervert berjaya ni. fakyu pervert -,-

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